What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm getting married
To pizza
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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