your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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