so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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