Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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