You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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