she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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