I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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