Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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