I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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