She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
