The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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