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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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