arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I wish you could order shots online.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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