Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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