She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
How external is "for external use only"?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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