It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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