the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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