he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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