they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
