It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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