Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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