I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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