I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
How does one acquire holy water?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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