I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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