he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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