12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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