i don't plan on having that self control this summer
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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