normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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