I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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