Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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