He is such a slut. More and more my type.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Randomize
