Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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