Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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