idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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