he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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