I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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