I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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