Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
What drink are we having for lunch?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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