We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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