like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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