Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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