Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize