The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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