My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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