Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
All I want is dick and wine.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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