dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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