I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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