who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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