I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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