have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
So squirting runs in the family.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
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