But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Shame - the story of my life.
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