Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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