I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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