Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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