I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I CAN MOONWALK!
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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