i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
COCAINE IS GR8
These tits shall not be calmed
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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